This week is a good example of the not so green side. In fact I'd like to refer to it as more of the puke, diarrhea side. You see, thing 2 came down with the lovely stomach bug from hell that seems to be spreading throughout the pre-school faster than Charlie Sheen's tweets. Sunday evening / Monday morning it all started. And here I am today (yes, 5 days later) and she is STILL sick.
Can we get past the fact that I feel horribly for her and focus on me for a minute? Yes, focus on the shallow, horrid mother who is up to her eyeballs in puke and poop (or as Thing 2 refers to them, the poop-toots). In the midst of her exorcist-like escapades, Thing 1 and Thing 3 have been running a mysterious fever which of course means no school. (side note: The jury is still out on Thing 1's illness, I'm thinking it's more of a jealous bug than anything else) Anyway, this brings me back to "working from home"...
I have a fabulous boss who is very understanding, and would allow me to take as much time as I needed for my family. However if mommy doesn't work - mommy doesn't get paid (remember I'm a contractor). So balancing work, fevers, puke and poop-toots is becoming increasingly old (and smelly)! If my clients only knew that I could talk on the phone while holding back the hair of a puking child, dispensing medicine to another child and actually retaining the facts of our conversation... well, I think they'd be impressed (or mortified). I guess I should be thankful that I haven't had to call out sick from an office for an entire week!
What's the point of this rambling? Nothing. I just wanted to take a minute and say, woe is me and whoa to the viruses please! Oh, and if anyone has a remedy for poop-toots... for the love of God.....share!!!!!!!